not not jokes MAY 24

he is very strong, his name is ivan
class bonding i guess lol
Ahhhh fiona xie....
I rank this top 30 of the weridest things i have seen before. I saw this outisde anfield training ground 2.

Things to do to get my life back on track and stop slacking.

1) 20 Sit ups everyday lets start small
2) Study for atleast 2 hours everyday
3) Make a timetable
4) Practice my nightstalker (I still have a goal. To beat leroy before i leave poly)
5) Join flag football, i need a cca
6) study for my common test starting from today
7) Get a laptop sleeve
8)Start listening in lectures
9)errrr and spend my money wisely
10) errr im out of ideas

OK i just found out that im pretty strong and no I dont think its because of my mass. I beat all the boys in my class. And they were pretty surprised and shock haha which was fun. So i think ill start training cause without training im this strong. I would like to know what happens if i train. haha wheres my limit. Oh and the CITI advertisment really motivated me to get on with my life and stop wasting my life. You know how it goes: DREAMS NEVER SLEEP! OPPORTUNITIES NEVER SLEEPS! GOD NEVER SLEEPS! Haha the last part about God wasnt in there, but it is true. So i want to do something with my life.

Oh and another thing. On friday i was doing my group project at myspace. Then i heard noises and laughter at the other side. I went to look. It was the film media school doing their lessons. And i looked back at what my group was doing. They were typing while on the other side the film and media school were acting. Then i thought to myself do i want to me stuck behind a desk for the rest of my life??? Well no i hell rather be a radio dj, an actor or a director. So thats why err jerome i think next time i might require your help when i need a job. Its nice to know you have a net to fall on. But you know what will be the best job for me i think. Having my own talk show. haha. That would be cool and nice.

Ok then soccer was errr both good and bad. William found out my weakness. errr one goal one assist i think. Well atleast my crosses and through balls were good. Err one lovely true ball to jj. One nice long cross to jj. haha. sian... i dont think it was one of my better games though. the T90 i still havent gotten use to it yet. yeah......

Oh and tag replies

Ichigo: I need a hollow mask thx

Bob the sailor: dont be dumb, there are no such things as books with chocolate marshmallows. You can try and make on and see who eats it.

JJ: Dont know who carmen is i need pictures haha

Huiling: errr i miss you too?? i guess haha.... Err yeha i think there is going to be one next sunday. Err and when are you studying at now?

Oh and the reason today's post is called not not jokes. This is a new brand of jokes borat has created. Leroy and the rest were laughing like crazy on friday because of it.



Lincoln: we didnt have a class chalet what are you talking about huh???

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